Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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