K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
