i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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