How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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