Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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