She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
