Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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