Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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