I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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