We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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