She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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