At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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