my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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