no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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