just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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