Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
