another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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