Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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