you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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