Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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