So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
4 words: hood of his car
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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