12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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