White coat. Heels.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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