I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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