She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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