Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We had to coat check the pizza.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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