They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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