I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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