That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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