If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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