i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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