I don't think brook has ever known best
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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