love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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