White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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