My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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