Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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