All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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