I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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