so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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