i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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