My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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