shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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