you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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