your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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