btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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