Its about making memories worth repressing
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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