Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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