Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
The ass gains better be worth it
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