just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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