physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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